Tra la la la la – la la la la
Dig out last year’s tatty tinsel
Tra la la la la – la la la la
Spend an hour, changing light bulbs
Grab a child, wind the flex, round its neck
Nail the fairy with a hammer
Watching all the needles hit the deck
Trudging through the muddy farmyard
Tra la la la la – la la la la
Hail and sleet are falling hard now
Tra la la la la – la la la la
Ducks and Chickens, stand and shiver
Won-der-ing, where all the, Turkeys are
Gone to roost in poultry heaven
Having spent the night in the A-ga
Hands are frozen to the quad bike
Tra la la la la – la la la la
Sheep are bleating for more hay now
Baa ba ba ba baa – ba baa baa baa
Scrape the dung out, straw for bedding
Silage bale, for the cows, munch, munch, munch
Clothes are smelling something rotten
Must be time to stop, for Christmas lunch
Kids are fighting, sheepdog howling
Tra la la la la – la la la la
In-laws pinch the best seats going
Tra la la la la – la la la la
Pull the crackers, glass of mulled wine
Crispy spuds, Yorkshire puds, “more food here!”
Nod off half way through East Enders
That’s it for another blooming year!
